Funny Toddler Quotes

Scene 1: (Randy and Kristen packing boxes; Ben playing with cars in garage, Logan is in his walker)

Randy pulls out some old stuff from attic in garage that prompts a quick response from Kristen,

Kristen: "Oh my gosh, what the heck is that!?"

Ben: "Daddy, what the hiccup is that?"

The rest of the day, as we continue to pack boxes, Ben is continually asking,

"What the hiccup is that Daddy/Mommy?"

Scene 2: Kristen and Ben, just talking, having conversations about random toddler stuff.

Ben: pointing to his head, "Mommy is this my noggin?"

Kristen: "Yes Ben, that is your noggin."

Ben: now pointing to his forehead, "So Mommy, this is my fore-noggin?"

Kristen: smiling, trying hard to control laughing, "Yes Ben, if this (pointing to head) is your noggin, then that (pointing to forehead) must be your fore-noggin"